Bad Music Joke of the Week:

What happens when you combine diminished and augmented chords?

You get demented chords!

(I can't believe I let last week's typo by!  Sorry - it's most certainly not cords, it's chords!  Jeesh.)

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• Applied Musical Theory - too long a joke to be a Bad Music Joke of the Week, but too good a joke not to be part of Music Humor on this site.  (This joke is also on my Music Stuff Blog @ http://chm-musicstuff.blogspot.com)
•  CreateBands.com - Create A Band Online (Yes, your own virtual rock band.)
•  AirGuitar Home Page
  • Yahoo! News/CNN video - Air Guitar Championship (in Chicago!)
• Maim That Tune - Detune your head - This what's-it is cure, and can be cause, of getting tunes stuck in your head.(moved from the Wazzup Page)
• Midnight Ukulele Disco - ukulele music videos!  Includes a wide assortment to please all tastes.  I checked out "Turning Japanese" and "Wild Thing."  Also includes more traditional fare, such as "Happy Birthday" and "Yes, Sir, That's My Baby."  Also find "Eve of Destruction" (today's Iraq War version), holiday songs....  Attempting to be a responsible webmaster, I checked out Naked Uke Guy.  True, this middle-aged guy really is naked - but if you don't mind a quick flash of old male butt, that's about it.  (That clip doesn't even include any uke playing!  Boo.)(moved from the Wazzup Page)
• Dancing too...
  • Flash Hamster Dance - Warning: This may drive you nuts.  Music and "singing."
    • TalkBackwards.com - Backmasking & Reverse Speech - a website that'll do it for ya, yup.  I noticed that folks were trying to find the Hamster Dance Backwards here without success , so...
  • Mr. Nice - Nothing can keep this cheery pink guy from dancing. Music: "Tijuana Taxi"
  • - For those who can't get enough of dancing politicians.  Click on Hillary to make her dance.
  • This guy's got moves!!! - cool dancing fool
  • How to dance properly - zefrank.com - I especially like the "Basic Twirl."
  • The Gopher Dance
  • Wienerdogs Getting Down & Funky - Dachshunds dance.  (Advice:  Yes, do click the patrons.)
  • Rev. Billy Bob's Rodent Revival - If you liked Gopher Dance you may like this.
  • Weird Dance - their title, not mine.  Don't try this at home (groin-pull danger, perhaps?).
  • Flash » Learn to Dance with Napoleon Dynamite
  • Numa Numa Dance - the Original - I love this guy and his song and dance! Quoting the creator and star of this video [Gary]: "...the song is entitled "Dragostea Din Tea" by the Romanian pop band 'O-Zone'."
  • Pavarotti Loves Elephants - Elephants and Pavarotti singing and dancing opera - what more could you want?  (No, the elephants do not sing.)
• Celebrities singing whatever you want them to - you write their lyrics.
• Wicked Penguin - Virtual Drumset
• Albino Blacksheep - Flash / Let's Play Drums
• Band and Song Name Generator
• Rap Star Name Generator > Get your Rap Star Music Name  - Find, also, your Country, Pop, and Rock names here.
• iDEAZOO:: Hip Hop Name Generator - I appear to be "Queen Biggie Dogg of the Underground."  Who are you?
• The Instant Jazz Singer
• Blindfolded Pianist - Playing "Imagine" Backwards - Does this guy think he's Mozart, or what?
• TV Theme Songs Online - TV Land's Show Song List
• Weebls Stuff [Fun and Crazy Sound Mixer]
• The Cowbell Project
• http://www.moosebutter.com/freesong.php?song=3 - Star Wars music humor a cappella.  I had to download this and save it to get it to play, but then I'm no computer whiz.
  • moosebutter - the group responsible for the song.  Check out their other funny music stuff, too.
  • moose media - some of their song samples.  (You don't need to download these.)
• BluesGuide.com - How To Sing the Blues - yeah, this has been around for a while, consider it an oldie but a goodie
• Music Humor - Blues Name Calculator
• Christian Metal Band or Star Trek Episode?
• The Invisible Klezmer Band
• www.MusicLaughs.com - The Internet's Best Wind and Percussion Joke Site - uh, so they claim.  Be sure to check out the "instructional" material.
• Bounce Piano - Piano Juggling Holiday Music video (last year on the Jay Leno Show)
  • Piano Juggler  - For much more, the talented gentleman's website, which includes more video clips
• Bado's Bongos - can you match the monkey's rhythms?
• Yodel! ('til you get polyps) - Visit the Yodel Y(J)ukebox. (BTW, does everybody have a CafePress store these days?!)
• ScanJet Scanner playing Fur Elise - Google Video - of course you did a scanner which plays Beethoven
• YouTube - Evolution of Dance - most of popular dance since Elvis.  Great as well as entertaining.
• Wienerwhistle - interactive Web Wienerwhistle yet, with musical notation and with how-to-play instruction
  • Find more about the Oscar Mayer hot dog jingle and other noteworthy Oscar Mayer musical items
• noises4 (webnoise) - what to say?  Just do it.
• YouTube - The Simpsons vs Star Trek - both themes performed together.  Includes theremin and funnel.

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